Important Existential Questions

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· If frustration is the first time you discover you can't do it the second time, is panic the second time you discover you can't do it the first time.

· If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?

· If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

· If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

· How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

· W e all know about buttered toast, but if you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a certain height, what would happen?

· Politicians and diapers should be changed often and for the same reasons

· If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

· Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

· Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

· If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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