Confucius on Sex...

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Virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.

Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

Man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park in girl.
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