"Your Mama" Jokes

Your moms so fat, when she dances the band skips

Your moms so fat, she needs to wear a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Your moms so fat, she’s on both sides of the family..

Your moms so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Your moms so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion

Your moms so fat every time she turns around they throw a welcome back party

Your moms so fat when she steps on the scale it says to be continued

Your moms so fat when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

Your moms so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller

Your moms so fat when I tried to drive around her I my car ran out of gas

Your moms so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil

Your moms so old that she walked into an antique and they kept her

Your mom’s house is so small she has to gout side just to eat a small pizza

Your mom’s house is so dirty before you go outside you have to wipe off your feet

Your moms so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say “Damn, it is Halloween already?”

Your moms so poor she uses cheerios as earrings

Your moms so dumb she herd some one say it was chili out side and she ran and got a bowl

Your moms so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Your moms so dirty Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as a chemical weapon
Your moms so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
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