How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
Stuck doorknobs to the walls.
Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll?
You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!
Why were Helen Keller’s hands purple?
She heard it thru the grapevine.
Why did Helen Keller go crazy?
She was trying to read a stucco wall.
How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret?
Break her fingers
Why can't Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
What’s Helen Keller's favourite color?
Black
Why did Helen Keller cross the road?
What, like she knows where she's going?
How do you punish Helen Keller?
By rearranging the living-room furniture.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
She screamed her hands off.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she can moan with the other.
What does Helen Keller call the closet?
Disneyworld
Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over?
Disneyworld
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