Safe Advice for Men

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When she's in one of those "moods", here are some helpful hints:

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner.

DANGEROUS; Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown!
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS; What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's Fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe
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