Michael Phelps Jokes

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The box Michael Phelps is on is no longer called Wheaties; it's called Weedies.

A newspaper published a photo of Michael Phelps inhaling from a marijuana pipe. Phelps says he only took one hit, but held it for three and a half minutes.

Michael Phelps acknowledged that a photo of him smoking pot is authentic. The good news is that he smoked it a half second faster than the French.

Everyone used to be amazed at Michael Phelps' 12,000 calories-a-day intake. Now they're like, oh! Munchies! Got it.

George W. Bush sent his congratulations on Sunday to Michael Phelps, who won eight gold medals at the Beijing Olympic Games. Bush told Phelps by phone that he was most impressed by Phelps' effort as a member of the victorious US 4x100-meter medley relay team. Bush told Phelps he was amazed at how fast he could swim while clutching a baton.
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