Kids - Cute, Innocent and Dumb

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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Johnny: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
Class: Johnny.

Teacher: Johnny, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Johnny: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Johnny, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Johnny: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Johnny: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Johnny, what is the chemical formula for water?
Johnny: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about?
Johnny: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
Teacher: Johnny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Johnny: Me!

Teacher: Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?
Johnny: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
Johnny: I is…
Teacher: No, Johnny... Always say, 'I am.'
Johnny: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Johnny, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Johnny: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher: Now, Johnny, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Johnny, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Johnny: No, sir. It's the same dog.

Teacher: Johnny, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Johnny: A Teacher
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