Joke - You Need a Different Lawyer When...

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You know you need a different lawyer when:

You’ve met him in prison.

During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.

He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.

The time gap between graduating from law school and passing the bar exam is greater than the time gap between passing the bar exam and having you as a client.

He asks you if you understand what will be happening, then waits for you to explain it to him.

He tells you not to worry, that he knows all the judges and he’s pleaded a case in front of all of them, then adds, “as a defendant.”

When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.

He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

Tells you to plead guilty since there is less paperwork involved.

He tells you that he's never told a lie.

He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."

A prison guard is shaving your head.
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