Relationship and Marriage Jokes

John: "I'm a man of few words."
Bill: "I'm married, too."


If a man is in the forest, and there isn't a woman around, is he still wrong?

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."---Milton Berle

The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship: "I apologize" and "You are right." (Guys take note!)

They say love is blind, that's why men feel their way around...


What a Woman Wants...

The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.
They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."
Without a moment’s hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one just as if it's your own."


Menage-a-trois, Literally

Ask any man and he will tell you that any woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.
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