Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.
Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.
Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.
Q. What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?
A. Wipe him off, apologize and RUN!
Q. What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
A. Swim!
Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because it was dead.
Q. Why did the tree fall down?
A. The koala forgot to let go.
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
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