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...placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
...mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
...bike helmets.
They're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
...government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
...copiers.
You need them in reproduction but that's about it.
...lava lamps.
Fun to look at it but not all that bright.
...bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
...high heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
...curling irons.
They're always hot and always in your hair.
...mini skirts.
If you’re not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...handguns.
Keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.
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