A Pirate goes into a bar. After a few drinks the bartender asks the pirate, "Where did ya get that peg leg from?"
The Pirate replies, "We were sailing the seas when a big ol' shark came up to me while I was swimmin' and bit off me leg."
Later the Bartender asks,"Where did you get that hook then?"
The pirate replies, "Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone."
The bartender then asks, "Then where did ya get the eye patch from?"
The pirate says, "In a harbor I looked at a gull flying overhead and it took a dump right in me eye."
The bartender, puzzled, asks the pirate, "How would that make you get an eye patch?"
The pirate replies, "First day with the hook."
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