10 Ways to Know You have PMS

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1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3. The dryer has shrunk every single one of your pants.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're calling every bumper sticker you see that says, "How's my
driving - call 1-800-***-****" to give shit about the drivers.
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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