- Your family tree does not fork.
- Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.
- Your wife's hairdo attracts bees.
- Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers."
- The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
- Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
- You pick your teeth from a catalogue.
- You've ever financed a tattoo.
- You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the "day my ship came in."
- Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
- Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
- There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car.
- Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.
- There is a wasp nest in your living room.
- The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
- You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
- There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.
- You burn your front yard rather than mow it.
- You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
- Fewer than half of your cars run.
- You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
- You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.
- The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
- Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"
- The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.
- You haul more than U-Haul.
- Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"
- There is a gun rack on your bicycle.
- Your wedding was held in the delivery room.
Red Neck Jokes
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