- Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
- Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
- Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
- Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
- You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
- You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
- Your home has more miles on it than your car.
The taillight covers of your car are made of tape. - Your car has never had a full tank of gas.
- Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.
- You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
- You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
- Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
- Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
- You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
- More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
- You think the stock market has a fence around it.
- You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
- You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Red Neck Jokes 2
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